Atlanta snow to bring chaos, barren grocery stores
Prepare for your doom!
Prepare for snopocalypse, #snOMG and mediocre snowmen, Atlanta!
Weathermen say the metro region might receive death flurries of angel dandruff late this afternoon and into the evening.
School systems are sending kids home early. Delta’s already canceled nearly 190 flights out of Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. Grocery stores are surely bracing for overzealous moms to fight over eggs and bread.
In frightening times such as these, we must stand strong.