God is expected to start shaking his divine dandruff onto the Sodom-esque metro region in a few hours. And most of us will be on Twitter, where we will warn one another about milk shortages, icy interstates and lost power.
The only thing better than frolicking in three to five inches of snow, like hippies with trust fund accounts, is making light of the metro region's temporary paralysis caused by the white stuff.
To connect with our fellow Atlantans during the madness, we need hashtags. Such as #snopocalypse. Might we also suggest:
UPDATE, 11:44 a.m.: #snowmageddon and #snowwhat (sent via text by political blogger Jason Pye)
UPDATE, 10:04 a.m.: #hothlanta (because we're a bunch of geeks)
#kaisersnowze (H/T to the AJC's Aaron Gould Sheinin)
#snoverreaction2.0 (classic, worthy of a sequel)
#snOMG (another classic, short and to the point)
#theenddays (the truth)
#whitepowder (for the racist Twitterati)
More suggestions after the jump.
#OhSnoYouDidnt (h/t to Matt Gove)
#tSNOWnamiATL (h/t to Washington City Paper)
#fistsofflurry (I dunno)
#GuySharpeWeMissYou (because Atlantans should honor the best weatherman ever whenever they can)
The more, the merrier. If you've got other suggestions, let us know.
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