Apocalypse! Zebra terrorizes Downtown Atlanta
Next come the cannibalistic clowns
Satan unleashed the first of several planned terrors onto Atlanta this afternoon, as a black-and-white striped stallion terrorized the city, breathing fire, eating tourists, and crushing cars with its head. Atlanta Police eventually subdued the beast on the Downtown Connector. It’s now being held for observation in Grady Memorial Hospital’s psych ward.
We’ve learned it was just a circus zebra that escaped its handler and ran all over Downtown Atlanta. Supposedly he or she is OK. Back on with the world.
FOUND: What’s considered to be the very first photo of the escaped zebra.