Friday, February 26, 2010

Morning Newsdome: Douche-bags mourn the Hummer

Posted By on Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 5:30 PM

click to enlarge GOOD-BYE HUMMER: Men everywhere will have to find a new way to make it though their mid-life crisis
  • GOOD-BYE HUMMER: Men everywhere will have to find a new way to make it though their mid-life crisis

>> The favored automobile of the tragically-endowed, General Motors will no longer manufacture the Hummer. Douche-bags everywhere are in mourning. (the Washington Post)

>> President Barack Obama appointed the CEO of Honeywell International, a Republican, and a former Federal Reserve vice president, a Democrat, to his deficit commission panel today. Bipartisanship! (Reuters)

>> Seventy-one-year-old Louie Sulcer of Woodstock, Ga., purchased the 10 billionth song on iTunes with Johnny Cash's "Guess Things Happen That Way." Just before, he downloaded "Fergalicious." (ABC News)

>> Former Prime Minister of Thailand Thaksin Shinawatra has been stripped $1.4 billion by the country's Supreme Court after it ruled the assets were gained illegally. Shinawatra now lives abroad after his government was overthrown by a military coup in 2006. Think how many iTunes downloads $1.4 billion is, Louie! (BBC News)

>> And finally: A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab to cure its smoking and drinking habits. "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him," said the local newspaper. Funny, the same thing happened to Lindsay Lohan. (Reuters)

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