Benjamin Franklin makes a porno

Making it rain goes high-tech with new $100 bill.

The U.S. Treasury has a YouTube channel.

On a normal day, that delightful fact alone would be worth a blog post. Today is no normal day though.

Today the U.S. Treasury used its YouTubez to unveil the new $100 bill.

Holy Shi’ite! It’s the awesomestness!

It’s got a “3-D Security Strip,” a “bell in the inkwell” and Benjamin Franklin’s face is now a hologram that turns into Big Meech when you look at him from the side.

I knew they shouldn’t have let those Gidewons put their clubs so close to the Federal Reserve.