Thursday, June 17, 2010

Grabar: All liberals are jerks who generalize and call me names

Posted By on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 10:42 AM

Mary's gay bar Mary Grabar is back!

The local conservative columnist, whose writing is too often a painful catalog of her petty personal resentments and deep psychic wounds, is back with a doozy about how all the libtard progressive commie elite lefty loser liberals should stop stereotyping tea partiers as unsophisticated goobers who "can fix cars, bake a cherry pie, and clean a pistol." No stereotypes there. Nope.

Grabar thinks that if the liberal elites didn't have their view of RealAmerica™ obscured by ivy and very large mugs of latte, they might be able to see that some tea partiers are wise and great intellectuals. For example: Mary Grabar, Ph.D.

Grabar, Ph.D. is also ticked off at liberals for mischaracterizing tea partiers as paranoid and irrational.

Speaking of paranoid and irrational, does anyone else remember the column Grabar (Ph.D!) wrote in 2008 comparing Obama supporters to marauding soldiers who rape virgins? That same perfectly rational, not-at-all paranoid essay also included this window into Grabar's Ph.D-possessing soul:

“The snotty kids who made fun of my language grew up to embrace Spanish and promote bilingualism in the workplace and in schools. Most of them support Barack Obama.”

In other words, you liberal fancy-panted swells never invited undergrad Mary Grabar to your "cool" parties. Now Dr. Mary Grabar, Ph.D. is gonna make you pay.

She's gonna make us all pay! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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