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Monday, July 12, 2010

Sarah Palin endorses Karen Handel in Georgia governor race

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Sarah Palin, the cyborg demon widely considered the Most Impressive Political Mind Ever™, has endorsed GOP gubernatorial hopeful Karen Handel.

Like all policy experts, Palin announced her endorsement on Facebook, the social network service that allows the former vice presidential candidate to wreak havoc upon the world from the comfort of her exquisite bunker.

Expect Fox News, which reports on every single thing the former Alaskan governor and accomplished author does, to report on this stunning development tonight. Eric Johnson, Nathan Deal and John Oxendine are most likely sitting by themselves in their campaign offices weeping softly as we speak.

Palin's full announcement's pasted after the jump for those of you out there who haven't caved in and joined Facebook.

I’m proud to lend my support to a great commonsense conservative woman running for Governor this year in the Peach State.

My recent visit back to this beautiful area allowed me to meet more of the patriotic Americans who call Georgia home and who are ready for a reformer to help strengthen their families, businesses, state and, ultimately, our United States. Karen Handel is that reformer.

Throughout her career in public office — from serving as Chairman of the Fulton County Board of Commissioners to Georgia’s Secretary of State — Karen has brought the common sense fiscal discipline and positive change in government that is needed now more than ever.

Though considered an underdog candidate (more power to her!), this pro-life, pro-Constitutionalist with a can-do attitude and a record of fighting for ethics in government is ready to serve in the Governor’s Office.

She’ll balance budgets and help spur Georgia’s economy. Her plan will contribute to America’s roadmap which can benefit all of us.

Sorry, but what the hell does that previous sentence mean? Anyways, on with the endorsement.

Please join me in supporting this good conservative reformer who will work tirelessly for the Peach State. You can visit Karen Handel’s website at and follow her on Facebook and Twitter.

- Sarah Palin

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