Be strong, my fair alma mater. Hopefully the fallout from this incredibly awkward freshman orientation video will be over soon.
As Deadspin noted, the video is "clearly a 50-year-old woman's idea of what 18-year-old kids find cool, and how to relate to them." If not, well, then I worry for this generation.
(H/T to a friendly reader)
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"this is all so cra-zy/I hear the meal plan's amazin'"
funny, i thought they were talking about my grandmother's nursing home for a sec.
Thomas: Wow, so sorry to learn that you're a UGA grad. Condolences. Please don't say you're a HOPE scholarship baby, avoiding paying anything for your undergrad years, edging out others from underserved neighborhoods in the state, with your college education paid for by low-income African-Americans playing the lottery. If so, you need to write about that in an upcoming column. That said, there are so many more mediocre flagship state schools--can anyone say University of Florida?--across the US, so fear not! We still love--and need--your brains in the ATL!
Look at the 1:22 mark, the book is upside down! Can't believe they call it a "university." That title is reserved for places of higher learning, not partying and trashing your own damn campus!