
Here are eight of our favorites headlines, and you can still submit more here. It's like you're doing their job for them.
"Deal to begin gay reeducation camps" — rptrcub
"Gwinnett Resident SHOCKED to Find His Neighbor Speaks English" —LR
"Parents' Weekend Getaway Abets Construction of Record-Breaking Beer Bong" —Air Max
"Six Ways You'll Pay When Your Children Aren't Learning" — JemalKnows
"Starbucks to offer buy one holiday beverage, get one free!!!!!!!" — Andrew Soper
"City of Atlanta Thanks All Y'All For Your Christian Charity: 80% of Our Employees Live Outside City Limits" — InkyStinky
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I'm honored to have my headline selected! Now, which city official will take the brave step to require that all future city employees be city residents...? There are certainly 5000 residents in this city of 500,000 who can be as un-responsive and ill-qualified for their jobs as the group that currently doesn't answer the phones or respond to e-mails. At least my property and sales taxes will support THEIR shopping at grocery stores and small businesses in the city.