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Monday, March 21, 2011

Even the description of Stone Mountain's new lasershow will make your brain explode

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Please try, for a moment, to wrap your mind around the following sentences:
Fancy this: Stone Mountain turning temporarily into a volcano, spewing lava down its side. Then a waterfall pouring down from the top of the world's largest granite outcropping. How about "the Rock" cracking open and birds flying out right at you from its exposed center?

OK, OK. Now this:

The state's No. 1 attraction is announcing Monday that its most popular draw is being enhanced with digital, multidimensional projection that adds 3-D-like effects without the glasses.

So, basically, the Stone Mountain lasershow folks have initiated some kind of pact with the devil, allowing them to make what was already the Best Thing in the World™ even betterer using satanic majik called "Mountainvision."

How are they making "3-D-like" effects without glasses? They are supplying everyone with LSD. LSD is the only answer. That, or Stone Mountain is actually an active volcano that spews lava, birds and the reanimated souls of Confederate generals.

The new laser light extravaganza debuts on Memorial Day weekend.

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