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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Local man who is good at everything faces toughest decision ever

Patrick Witt is not like you or me. The 22-year-old Atlantan started his college football career at Nebraska (GO HUSKERS!), but wasn't adequately challenged by the curriculum, so he transfered to Yale, where he's become the most accurate passer in the university's history, all whilst maintaining a 3.9 GPA.

BUT DON'T ENVY HIM JUST YET. Oh, no. See, Witt has a dilemma: He can either play in Yale's November 19 game against rival Harvard OR he can come home to Atlanta to interview for the Rhodes Scholarship.

Mo talent, mo problems, amirite? Here's an NBC News story on The Toughest Decision Anyone Has Ever Had To Make Ever™ ...

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I'm actually kidding about this being a tough decision. PICK THE FOOTBALL GAME.

H/T Gawker.

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