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Friday, November 11, 2011

Is Herman Cain really a dirty groper? CBS Atlanta cracks the case

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If you're like us, you haven't gotten a wink of peaceful sleep since women began coming forward and accusing our favorite pizzatician (that's portmanteau, folks) Herman Cain of sexual harassment. Cain has denied the allegations, but SOMEONE'S not telling the truth. And who are we supposed to believe?! Lots of women or the guy running for president?

Well, put on your footie pajamas and fluff yer pillow, because you're gonna sleep well tonight. HERMAN CAIN IS TELLING THE TRUTH says local private investigator T.J. Ward. CBS Atlanta enlisted Ward, who ran audio of both Cain's denial and audio of Sharon Bialek's accusation through a majik $15,000 computer program and concluded that "[Cain] is being truthful, totally truthful. He is a man with integrity and he talked directly about not knowing any incident he is accused of."

Check out the integrity-o-meter in action here.

Unsolicited sexual advances or none, Cain is still #1 in the polls (and our hearts).

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