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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Teen pregnancy epidemic strikes Ga. Aquarium

Despite being under the supervision of a team of zoologists, a 17-year-old beluga whale was impregnated, and is expecting her first child in Spring 2012 [Obscure '80s R&B artist Terry Tate slides into the room on his knees ...]

['80s children's folk musician Raffi enters, bashes Tate over the head with an acoustic guitar ...]

YAY RAFFI! Belugas ARE beautiful whales, especially if you're into dolphins with whatever big-head disease Joseph Merrick had (I AM).

Congratulations 17-and-pregnant whale!

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