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Monday, November 21, 2011

Someone — perhaps Obama? — made 400 square miles of Georgia's land vanish

Posted by Thomas Wheatley on Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 9:38 AM

Do not put it past him. Reports the Chattanooga Times Free Press:

Geography data in the 2010 census shows the Peach State's land area is nearly 400 square miles smaller than it was in 2000.

"Did we throw ourselves in the dryer or something? I don't know," said Georgia Sen. Jeff Mullis, R-Chickamauga. "I'm amazed that that statistic is out there."

On the 2000 census, Georgia's land area came in at 57,906.14 square miles. Recently released figures from the 2010 census show 392.65 fewer square miles, at 57,513.49.

The likely culprit, the U.S. Census Bureau tells the paper, is improved technology which allows researchers to better measure the width of streams, rivers and lakes.

Nice try, census people. How will Georgia lawmakers respond to this land grab by Washington, D.C., hmmmmm?

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occupy a map, obama.

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Posted by zedsmith on 11/21/2011 at 10:25 AM

Shouldn't micro-meteorites more than make up for any lost land mass?

I think them fuckin' Tennesseans took it. That's why we need to take their water.

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Posted by oydave on 11/21/2011 at 11:21 AM

pretty sure you mean "take our water back from those sonsofbitches up north who took it"

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Posted by zedsmith on 11/21/2011 at 12:58 PM

I don't think that "the North" is really there. I think it's all South of Canada.

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Posted by oydave on 11/21/2011 at 2:30 PM

Global warming, higher sea level and more violent storms have carved out river channels and barrier islands.

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Posted by InAtl on 11/21/2011 at 3:50 PM

but surely we're making it back in all those nice ruddy little islands appearing in the middle of Puddle Lanier?

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Posted by zedsmith on 11/21/2011 at 5:01 PM
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