Monday, November 28, 2011
Bobby's Reality Check "Real Housewives of Atlanta" Season 4, Ep. 4: The exalted tale of Mister Ridickulous
Posted by Bobby Feingold @senorbobby on Mon, Nov 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM
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- "Keep that thing out of my drink!"
With the flames of Nene's agitation in need of fanning, it's time to focus on Kandi planning a shindig. She goes to see the Midtown Renaissance Hotel. Okay, done planning! Now time for the party. Kandi invites all the "girls"—don't you love calling grown women girls?—except a very pregnant Kim, but the party is divided. In Europe, we have Nene and Cynthia. In America, we have Sheree (who is building a new house despite allegedly having no money) and Phaedra. I would think the territories would be reversed honestly. What, you didn't know America and Europe were at war? Kandi's in the middle of the political hotbed, unbeknownst that her mother Joyce is a ploying China!
Phaedra loves strippers, almost as much as she loves funeral parlors and burial ceremonies with doves. She's always bringing up strippers—a woman after our own heart. Her favorite stripper and client? Ridickulous. Dick, as I call him, comes from the land of Stankonia, where he pursued a degree of seduction at Stripper U. with a minor in penile-lassoing. He comes with high marks, as Phaedra will tell you, but I'll let you guess why Ridickulous's dick is so ridick. Phaedra rolls out a big red box and in her best sultry tone, introduces her man friend who promptly jumps on the table. He swings his Ridickulousness. He puts his Ridickulousness in Kandi's drink. It was all very ... reasonable when you consider the stripping profession.
I wonder if Ridickulous is circumcised. It was hard to make out when I paused the TV, took a screenshot, zoomed in 10 times, sharpened, then zoomed in 10 more times. Kim and Kroy are deciding whether or not to circumcise their new son. Kim doesn't want her baby boy to have "his p.p. wearing a turtleneck,” as she put it. In the words of Andy Cohen: Mazel tov.
Kandi goes along with Ridickulous, but her mother becomes instantly offended and storms out. True, a classy party is not the time for Ridickulousness, but it was Phaedra's gift, not Kandi's idea. Joyce starts cussing up a storm, that she doesn't like any bleepin' strippers, and picks a fight. Joyce's mom never swears, so you know she's serious — or drunk, or prodded by producers. Nene acts disgusted too, which is odd given her stripper past. Perhaps she was just jealous that Ridickulous could fit into a gift box and she couldn't. Nene also admits that she had sex with her estranged husband Gregg after she got back from her girls weekend in Miami. I wonder if Gregg keeps his sorbet-colored sweaters and straw fedoras on during sex.
So happy birthday to Kandi! Here's to 35 more glorious years on this sad social experiment.
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I see a new Bravo-AMC collaboration on the horizon: "The Real Zombie Housewives of Atlanta"; just send in hordes of rabid zombies from the Walking Dead set to feast on NeNe Leakes and you will have the greatest television moment in recent history.
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Awesome pic, does somebody have singles in their hand! That's probably her valet tip money!
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