Thursday, December 29, 2011

Police: Buckhead hostage actually just a Cokehead not-at-all-hostage

Posted By on Thu, Dec 29, 2011 at 11:49 AM

Dozens of police officers descended upon a Buckhead home when someone reported that a 19-year-old woman was being held hostage by a gang of five armed lunatics. That was not exactly what was happening.

From the AJC ...

APD spokeswoman Kim Jones said the 19-year-old woman met some men Wednesday night and returned to the house with them, where they apparently consumed drugs and/or alcohol. At some point the woman became convinced she was being held hostage and texted a friend, Jones said. The friend called police.

More than two dozen police officers, including SWAT units, responded to the scene, on Darlington Road ...

Unfortunately, there's nothing SWAT can do when a BRAIN IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY DRUGZ.

Seriously, though, I want to see the text she sent the friend who called police. Maybe she was just being hyperbolic? Like, "I'm all fucked up and I wanna go home, but these five dinglebags with guns are holding me hostage?" Haven't we all sent that text? No, I know. We haven't. But still.

The APD is apparently trying to determine whether they'll file charges against party girl.

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