Herman Cain calls his endorsement of Newt a momentous decision

That’s one way to put it

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Herman Cain’s camp (why does he still have a camp?) sent out a press release today explaining Cain’s decision — sorry, momentous decision — to endorse Newt Gingrich for president.

As usual, Cain ends up promoting himself as much as he promotes Gingrich. Some excerpts ...
I put a lot of thought and prayer into this momentous decision and it is not something I have taken lightly. In addition to recently endorsing “We the People” I decided to publicly announce my support for an individual candidate because I believe the times dictate the importance. Once my internal decision of support was made, I wanted to let my friends and supporters know who I believe holds the closest positions to the ones I promoted during my campaign, including the support of my 9-9-9 Plan to spur economic growth.
Translation: 9-9-9 NEVER FORGET.

I have great respect for all the candidates, but I believe Newt Gingrich is the best candidate to debate and defeat Barack Obama. While you and I may not agree with him on everything, we all share the same overall values and principles, and I believe Speaker Gingrich will make us proud as he represents us not only as the Republican nominee, but as President.
As Jay Leno quipped last night — I know, I know, shut up — “Herman Cain announced he’s endorsing Newt Gingrich. Well, sure. Adulterers like to stick together.” He really needs new writers.

I have always tried to promote bold and innovative ideas to solve our nation’s problems. Newt Gingrich is also unafraid to support bold and innovative ideas, evidenced by his record. Both of us have shown a willingness and ability to buck the system to get things done.

From here, the press release just goes completely off the Newt-endorsing-rails and turns into a pitch for his “Solutions Revolution.” Oh my God, and he’s still asking for money ...
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