A dog got kicked out of Chatham County and also has a lawyer
Animal anthropomorphizing at its finest
Oreo is an American bulldog who’s gotten a decent amount of press down in the Savannah area, first by mauling a child, then by procuring a lawyer and arranging to be banished from Chatham County rather than being banished from the planet Earth (unnecessary euphemism for “being put to sleep”).
BUT, WAITAMINUTE, DOGS CAN’T HIRE LAWYERS.
The folks at Savannah’s Fox affiliate do not agree. Whilst reporting Oreo’s story — which I HIGHLY recommend watching — Jesse “Eyebrowz” Blanco says that the dog “went and got himself a lawyer,” but I’m relatively sure that’s not how it happened. ONE THING’S FOR SURE. Oreo’s former owners didn’t hire the lawyer. Because I don’t think they can operate phones (how rude, Gwynedd). Seriously. Watch this ...