Their headline: "Adult diaper plant looks to hire."
WSBTV, do you take no joy in what you do? Are you immune to the temptation to make poop jokes?
Please, in the comments section, help me give this news-like tid-bit a more appropriate title.
I'll help W(h)ET your imaginations ...
"Doody calls: Diaper plant hiring"
"Work the number two shift at Douglasville diapery"
(Or, alternately) "Jobs available at Douglasville's number one diaper factory"
"Is a job at a diaper plant for you? That Depends"
He didn't ask for any of this. She took it upon herself to start this…
Not a huge fan of the ankle cuff sneakers that Serena (and KD) are wearing…
Kind of strange that some random lady started a GoFundMe for that kid. I'm curious…
Can Tim Lee get any more pitiful?
Are my nards going to get irradiated?
sarcasm, and the lost art therein.