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Friday, March 23, 2012

It's National Puppy Day ... why am I even here today?

Thank you, Brookhaven Patch, for everything you do, but mostly for making me aware that I was neglecting to celebrate the only holiday more important than the Fourth of July (which happens to be my birthday): NATIONAL PUPPY DAY.

National Puppy Day is a day during which we think about how awful puppy mills are — even though they sound like they would be so good! — and how great pet adoption is. It's also a good excuse to look at pictures of puppies on the Internet, and fantasize about butterfly kissing their bloated bellies before tearing their stuffing out with your teeth. In my fantasies, this guy is toast ...

Also, really do adopt puppies. Atlanta Humane Society! PAWS Atlanta! Atlanta Animal Rescue Friends!

Oh, and if you want International Puppy Day to be ruined, check out this AJC article about a local dog murder, replete with beautiful (pre-mortem) Glamour Shot of said dog resting his teensy paws on the shaft of God's penis.

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