Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Sewell Twins are people who are real, actually exist in real life, and live in Atlanta

Posted By on Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Vice posted an extremely NSWF interview yesterday with Sidney and Thurman Sewell, twins who are very close to one another. They live in the same apartment. They sleep in the same bed. They have sex with the same women. They hope to impregnate someone and raise the child together. And they live in Atlanta, so YOU could be the lucky lady, assuming you're a lady.

After the jump are some tamer excerpts from Chris Nieratko's interview, just so you can get a idea of how unrelentingly bizarre the whole thing is, but I highly recommend reading it in its entirety once you're in a place where you can look at pictures of stripper butts-and-boobs without getting fired. And if you're not easily offended.

On their childhood ...

Where do you want to start? We got a crazy fucking story, man. We were born in Chattanooga, Tennessee. It's a slum fuck, white trash, black ghetto neighborhood. We grew up on food stamps - super trife. When we were younger we were into gnarly death metal. We started skating when we were 12. Want to know how we lost our virginity?

Eek. On proposing to the same woman at the same time ...

Yes. On Christmas. So we started sharing the same girls, obviously. Our first true love was this badass little cheerleader. She was a blonde chick and we loved her to death but her parents hated us, and she could never face society being with twins. It's just not accepted.

On having children ...

Yeah. If we get a chick pregnant it's both of us. We don't care. That's just what it is and what it will always be. No girl will ever separate us. Never.

On being twins ...

Man, it's a blessing and a curse. The blessing is that we are twins and it is dope. We are never alone. We always have each other, fuck everyone else. The curse is society doesn't accept it and these girls have parents and friends who think that shit is weird for one girl to date twins.

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