People like looking at pictures of cats. It's been proven by scientists. And, for an upcoming issue, we want you to send us pictures of your cat at firstname.lastname@example.org. Cute ones. In the spirit of quid pro quo, here are some pictures of my cat, which I've arranged into a loose but enjoyable narrative. So, enjoy it.
This is my cat Magnus (or Mangnin or Margerine or Smokey Robinson). He is extremely good looking.
He likes to read and watch DVDs whilst lying in bed. He thinks "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar" is the greatest movie ever made. I don't even bother trying to argue with him anymore.
Sometimes I try to pull his head off. Just to see what, if anything, he'll do about it.
Inevitably, I wake up to him lying on my chest, staring at me and attempting to steal my breath.
In the end, I concede that John Leguizamo DOES look better as a woman and we always make up.
YOUR TURN. SEND US CAT PICTURES.
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atheist books? as long as they're not by richard dawkins, the fucker
are any renderings available?
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