Friday, April 6, 2012

My cat is handsome: A story in pictures

Posted By on Fri, Apr 6, 2012 at 5:05 PM

People like looking at pictures of cats. It's been proven by scientists. And, for an upcoming issue, we want you to send us pictures of your cat at cats@creativeloafing.com. Cute ones. In the spirit of quid pro quo, here are some pictures of my cat, which I've arranged into a loose but enjoyable narrative. So, enjoy it.

This is my cat Magnus (or Mangnin or Margerine or Smokey Robinson). He is extremely good looking.

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He likes to read and watch DVDs whilst lying in bed. He thinks "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar" is the greatest movie ever made. I don't even bother trying to argue with him anymore.

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Sometimes I try to pull his head off. Just to see what, if anything, he'll do about it.

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Inevitably, I wake up to him lying on my chest, staring at me and attempting to steal my breath.

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In the end, I concede that John Leguizamo DOES look better as a woman and we always make up.

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YOUR TURN. SEND US CAT PICTURES.

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