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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Newt releases video today saying he'll suspend his campaign tomorrow

Did you support Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign? You did? Aw, you're so weird. Well, Newt appreciates it, anyway, s'much so that he made a video hipping you to the super-secret insider info that tomorrow he'll be suspending his campaign at a press event. If you did not support Newt DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO. Insiders only. I mean it, you guys.

Also, "I'm releasing a video today to announce that I'm suspending my campaign tomorrow?"

Dear Newt Gingrich,

JUST PULL THE FUCKING PLUG ALREADY.

Love,
Everyone

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