Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Newt releases video today saying he'll suspend his campaign tomorrow

Posted By on Tue, May 1, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Did you support Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign? You did? Aw, you're so weird. Well, Newt appreciates it, anyway, s'much so that he made a video hipping you to the super-secret insider info that tomorrow he'll be suspending his campaign at a press event. If you did not support Newt DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO. Insiders only. I mean it, you guys.

Also, "I'm releasing a video today to announce that I'm suspending my campaign tomorrow?"

Dear Newt Gingrich,

JUST PULL THE FUCKING PLUG ALREADY.

Love,
Everyone

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