Wednesday, May 30, 2012
News First Slice 5/30/12: John Edwards' jurors are teenage girls?
Posted by Gwynedd Stuart @gwynnstu on Wed, May 30, 2012 at 8:28 AM
1. Um, the jurors deciding the fate of former vice presidential candidate and senator John Edwards have begun coordinating the colors of the outfits they wear to court each day, which is absolutely a thing my friends and I did in middle and high school. Also, they're taking a long time to deliberate - maybe because they're sitting in the room playing MASH and talking about boys all day?
2. A tropical storm with a peculiar name (like I should talk) moved through North Georgia last night, dumping rain and reportedly downing trees in places outside the city. Non-Beryl-related rain on the way.
3. You know, just because some kids wear black, listen to metal, and have piercings competing with acne for real estate on their greasy little faces, it doesn't mean they're bad. (Have the West Memphis Three taught us nothing?) Alright, but sometimes they're little suburban turds who (apparently) huff air duster and start fires that destroy historic mills.
4. Anyone else think that maybe this zombie-face-eater incident is just an insipid attempt by bath salt manufacturers to unload some product? (Kidding, kidding.)
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