2. When I read a headline announcing that Delta had accidentally served sandwiches with needles inside them to a couple passengers on a flight from Amsterdam to Atlanta, I immediately imagined they were hypodermic needles. What a relief that they were only sewing needles. PR disaster averted.
3. A DeKalb police captain was jailed for being in possession of stolen property, including a boat, all-terrain vehicles, and a dirt bike. "I would not have bought new tires for one of them if I thought it was stolen," she explained to a judge. New tire defense. Classic.