We're happy to help them in their quest to find love. Without further ado, the best of this year's Dragon*Con Missed Connections. And, just for kicks, some of the NSFW Casual Encounters ads posting during the festival.
Hollywood screenwriters, here's your next hit
Cute Apature Science Tech - m4w - 29
Date: 2012-09-03, 8:34PM EDT
We met at Light Speed Dating at Dragon*Con Friday night. You were in the Apature Science tank top and orange pants. I was in the "I Zelda" t-shirt. I thought we kind of hit it off and was going to try and catch you before I left but it looked like you left before I did. Would be interested in trying to meet up and hang out again sometime. Shoot me an email and we can go from there.
The furry movement gains a fan
pink furry watchin parade - m4w - 27 (dragoncon)
Date: 2012-09-02, 9:30PM EDT
the one with the polo flipflops hangin with the gold top lady. holler! you were talkin about bikes. les go ride!i was hangin with the blonde and the couple right behind you....didnt even know what a furry was till this weekend but i likes!!!
You're makin' Bane blush
Bane wanted to talk to you - m4w (Dragoncon)
Date: 2012-09-03, 3:29PM EDT
At Dragoncon I was dressed as Bane. Your friend came up to me as asked me if I was single on your behalf. I saw you and you looked amazing in all black. I am sorry I didn't walk over and talk to you right away. I get flustered when women are forward with me. But I would have loved to talk to you. If you see this, reply back by telling me what hotel and bar we where when our eyes met.
"I owe your face a big kiss," says the lovelorn Dragon*Con raver
kat from dragon con - m4w - 22 (that rave)
Date: 2012-09-02, 11:34AM EDT
Kat, you are so beautiful. Don't you ever wonder or hope, that one day you'd meet somebody who would see right through and really admire you for the right reasons? We danced for a bit and your friends dragged you away, and that's ok. Maybe we weren't supposed to spend much time together, but as you were leaving I had the impulse to put a big fat kiss on your face and I didn't. That's why I am writing you today. I owe your face a big kiss and things won't be right until I've settled this.
Kat was apparently very popular
Kat at dragoncon - m4w - 24 (Dragon*con)
Date: 2012-09-03, 8:12PM EDT
Your name was Kat, you were from lawrenceville dressed as 80's poison ivy and you said you were working on a comic book. We met at the freeze pop concert and you shared some of your whipped cream vodka. You seemed so awesome and sweet. I hope I can get back in touch with you. My name is Peter, I was wearing a gray hat and a firefly t shirt. We were dancing at the Dj nemesis concert on Saturday before you left with your friend.
Some attendees were eager to find a friend or playmate during the three-day sci-fi conference and scurried to the casual encounters section on Craig's List. Many folks offered gents and gals their services. One man hoped to lose his virginity at the convention. And someone was looking for a... well, let's call it a replica horse phallus? After the jump, a sampling of those entries. (Warning: the posts we included are not safe for work.)
This year's most Dragon*Con Casual Encounter
Accio Panties! - w4w - 23 (DragonCon)
Date: 2012-09-01, 7:30PM EDT
Hogwarts student looking to dabble in the Dark Arts
ME: cosplaying as a young and busty Hermione
YOU: a fun loving woman eager to experiment (or teach me a thing or two)
When you enter my room I'll put you under the Imperius Curse...after that you're mine to control. 100% pillow princess here so if you can't follow orders don't bother writing back.
PS: you don't have to dress, but you better think its hot to roleplay :P
w4w Harry Potter cosplay costume oral licking fetish pillow princess hermione slytherin gryffindor
cosplayer looking for same - 23 (DragonCon)
Date: 2012-09-01, 2:43AM EDT
Cute and sexy cosplayer looking to be seduced by Commander Shepherd (broshep or femshep)
YOU: Attractive, fun, and a little dominant. I don't expect you to be a model, but please at least be HWP. If you're not N7 don't apply.
ME: Young, curvy, wild and bi.
I'll answer the door in costume (probably She-Ra, but maybe Evil Lynn) and answer any questions the Commander has.
So whaddya say Commander? If you want to earn some renegade points with me send me a pic of you in costume and tell me why a Spectre needs to speak to me
w4m w4f cosplay costume kinky paragon renagade pillow princess
First off, do you live with your mom?
Sci~Fi guy for girl - m4w - 30 (a galaxy far far...Atl)
Date: 2012-08-31, 10:11PM EDT
I am a black male early thirties at dragon con no I don't live with my mom .ponDerously looking to meet a cool chick that thinks Stewie is hilarious and the imperial guard is cool. Too much to ask peons but can't hurt to dream. I am certainly very oral and would live to submit to your alter ego for the weekend.
"Plus-sized, viking-like characteristics"
Dragon Con mystical fun time - m4w - 28 (Midtown)
Date: 2012-08-25, 12:03PM EDT
Hello fellow con goers!
I'm a single straight male with plus-sized, viking like characteristics and am looking to have some fun at Dragon Con. I haven't attended the con in a few years so I want this one to be a blast! I'm am a nerdy dude looking for a fellow nerd to have a great night with and its my fantasy to be with a chick thats in costume in the heat of the moment. I am into almost anything so be creative (just so long as its straight). I will be there most likely Friday night through Sunday night. Please reply to this post with "Viking Love". We can start with formalities and send pictures once we get comfortable with each other. Come on, I'm ready to be spanked into submission! See you this weekend!
Family Guy sex (includes a photo).
DragonCon Fun - m4w - 29 (DragonCon)
Date: 2012-08-31, 4:02PM EDT
Come to Dragon Con and Fuck Peter Griffin!!! Hang out, drink, 420 and get laid! Tons of fun! LOL Dont like Peter? Quagmire might be there too!!! Pics please, if u are dressing up, please include a pic of ur costume. Look forward to seeing you there! *Peter Laugh*
Anyways, thanks for the fun times, con-goers. We'll see you next year.
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