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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

First Slice 9/4/12: The donkeys have arrived in North Carolina

You will never be Atlanta
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  • You will never be Atlanta
The Democratic National Convention kicks off today in Charlotte, Atlanta's greatest enemy, and journalists covering the news-less, glorified campaign event are fleeing their motels, which are filled with sex workers and crack pipes.

Another casualty of the Morris Brown College financial crisis: the nearby seminary that pumped $400,000 into renovating the historically black college's student center to use for classes.

The Great MARTA Breeze System Outage of 2012 continues. Remember to bring cash as vending machines are still not accepting debit and credit cards.

Drivers who eat breakfast burritos while smearing on lip gloss and screaming at their obnoxious, spoiled teenager in the backseat — all at the same time — are not welcomed in Villa Rica.

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