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Monday, December 24, 2012

First Slice 12/24/12: U.S. military tracks Santa, waits for perfect time to strike

Keeping watch on our greatest enemy
  • Keeping watch on our greatest enemy
NORAD is tracking Fat Gift-Giving Man as he travels across the world, breaking into houses and leaving counterfeit goods made by unpaid workers under trees. As of this writing, he's in Indonesia.

Four weeks after Woodruff Arts Center officials announced that a former employee swindled more than $1 million from the organization, no arrests have been made and the alleged thief's name remains a mystery.

Atlanta Police were called in after firefighters battling a Midtown high-rise apartment blaze discovered marijuana plants in one of the units. Said plants were then tossed in Home Depot orange buckets and placed on top of an APD car, causing many, many bystanders to drool.

Nearly three years after a devastating earthquake, the rebuilding of Haiti has barely begun and more than 350,000 Haitians remain in nearly 500 camps.

Help the Panthéon!

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