This Sunday, the great powers of Godless Babylon will descend on Los Angeles, where liberal heathen Hollywood will celebrate their orgiastic lives with false idols of accomplishment. This is also known as the 85th Academy Awards.
As with recent years, the major categories have so many Oscar nominees that it is almost entirely unlikely that you've seen all of them, unless you've lived in a movie theater for the past six months. Like, for example, you probably haven't seen Amour, which should win every single award but probably won't. We've compiled this guide to the best guides about the nominated films, acceptance speeches, predictions, and everything else you need to know about the 2013 Oscars.
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Richard Lawson
What if someone hacks the Oscars
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David Carr and A.O. Scott
The New York Times' leading "guys who argue about stuf in the office breakroom" David Carr and A.O. Scott will be offering live video commentary throughout the ceremony. Carr is always sharp-tongued, and Scott is deeply informed, which makes for good tension. They also like to slouch around and eat bags of potato chips, which is a pretty good antidote to all of the forced glamor that dominates the Oscar festivities.
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