Friday, November 8, 2013

First Slice 11/08/13: Peppered, shattered, arrested

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Four Waffle House customers in Cobb County peppered the establishment of the storied chain with gunfire after members of the party failed to hash out a disagreement. Diners scattered and covered while the incident went down. Area police capped off the evening with a quick arrest of the four suspects as they attempted to flee.

A new renewable energy facility that will create energy from discarded coffee grounds sourced from local Starbucks locations is slated for construction in Augusta.

It is possible that hacktivists might be yet another thing to add to the to-do list of Kathleen "give me a fucking break here, people" Sebelius.

As far as I know, here is a sentence no human has ever uttered, shouted, whispered, exclaimed, typed, or thought since time began: There might be a positive development in the discussion of the limits on Iran's nuclear program. Typing that sentence, I'm like Neil Armstrong at the keys, 2001 theme blaring, the glare off the future Pulitzers already making me squint. No one has EVER said that. Ever. Damn, so this is what Woodward and Bernstein must have felt like?



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