Pin It

Jayda 

Clerk at American Apparel in L5P

Age: Not tellin'

Status: Has a boyfriend

click to enlarge See more photos of Jayda. - JOEFF DAVIS

This sassy, Atlanta-bred girl has to think hard when asked about her hobbies. "Taxidermy and cremation -- that's what I tell guys in bars who I don't want to talk to," Jayda explains. So what are they really? "Smoking is a hobby of mine," she says. "And I like going to petting zoos to cuddle baby animals -- but don't print that or I'll sound like a dork." Oops ...

What's your guiltiest pleasure? I love Hall & Oates, but I don't feel guilty.

Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? "My Super Sweet 16."

What's your stupid human trick? I can put my ankles behind my head.

Who's more annoying: Donald Trump or Paris Hilton? I would totally hang out with either one of them.

What's the strangest thing a customer ever said to you? This one guy told me I look like an anime dream girl.

Who would you like to see host the Oscars? David Lynch.

What's the last concert you went to? Probably Carbonas or Beat Beat Beat.

What's the first concert you went to? I don't remember -- I was so drunk.

How would you hold up under torture? I can't even handle a stare-down without having a panic attack.

What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia? One time I ate a bowl of maggots -- I thought it was rice.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Someone who can't be around cigarette smoke.

What song always makes you get up and dance? "Burning Up," by Madonna.

What makes you lust after someone? They have to be adorably disgusting.

Where would you like to retire? In a space condo.

Who would play you in the movie of your life? Everyone says I look like Shannyn Sossamon, but I don't know who she is.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Britney Spears -- I want to be friends with her so bad!

What do like best about your job? I like working with my friend Sara.

What's sexier: Scruffy or clean-cut? Chuck Taylors or Kenneth Coles? Scruffy; Chucks.

What's your favorite part of town for going out? Just intown clubs.

What country would you most like to visit? Australia.

Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? The beach -- I hate the mountains.

What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? When people won't do a right-hand turn on red.

What's your karaoke specialty? "Private Eyes," by Hall & Oates.

What's your most gruesome childhood injury? A friend's dog wrapped its leash around my legs and dragged me down the street.

What's the first thing you do in the morning? Try to go back to sleep, cuddle with my boyfriend, smoke a cigarette.

Who's your favorite TV chef? Paula Deen -- she's such a nice lady.

If you could invent a fashion trend, what would it be? More lamé.

What's the best way to ask you out? Don't be cocky.

Name an old ad slogan that you wish would come back. "Avoid the Noid!"

Where do you take out-of-town visitors? During the day, Little Five Points; at night, MJQ.

What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? I want to make more money and travel.

What do you wear to bed? Nothin'.

What's your signature cocktail? Blue Hawaiian.

Who's hotter: Leonardo DiCaprio or Vince Vaughn? Vince Vaughn.

What's one thing you would change about Atlanta? The overall, bitch-ass attitude -- everyone's such a jerk around here.

What's worse: A guy losing his hair or getting a beer gut? A bald dude.

What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Cowboy hat.

What band would you be a roadie for? Panic! at the Disco -- just kidding!

Beatles or Stones? Stones.

Tupac or Biggie? Biggie -- Tupac was too emotional.

Cash or Elvis? Cash.

"24" or "Grey's Anatomy"? I just got hooked on "24."

Kittens or puppies? Kittens -- I hate dogs.

Boxers or briefs? I like boxer-briefs.

A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? The park.

Goths or hippies? Goths.

Fine wine or cheap beer? Beer.

Pizza or sushi? Sushi.

Vintage clothes or clubwear? Neither -- I hate preworn shit.


Lust List 2007

You picked 'em. We peeped 'em. Here they are: Atlanta's hardest-working hotties.


Jayda
Lust List
Clerk at American Apparel in L5P
J.P.
Lust List
Doorman at MJQ on Ponce
Sudarak
Lust List
Waitress at Spoon on Marietta Street
Bill
Lust List
Bartender at the Earl in East Atlanta
Nafis
Lust List
Vet's assistant at Briarcliff Animal Clinic
Kristen
Lust List
Aesthetician at Salon Red in Candler Park
Alexis
Lust List
Bartender at Dolce Enoteca in Atlantic Station
Zev
Lust List
Stylist at Dobel Salon and Spa in Buckhead
Joan
Lust List
Waitress at Neighbor's Pub in Va-Hi
Kenny
Lust List
Salesman at the Apple store in Lenox Square
Lust List looks back
Lust List
Where are they now?
Lust-Jayda-01.jpg
Lust-Jayda-02.jpg
Lust-Jayda-03.jpg
Lust-Jayda-04.jpg
Lust-Jayda-05.jpg
  • Pin It

Comments

Showing 1-1 of 1

Add a comment

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-1 of 1

Add a comment

Latest in Lust List

More by Scott Henry

Search Events

Recent Comments

© 2015 Creative Loafing Atlanta
Powered by Foundation