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Kristen 

Aesthetician at Salon Red in Candler Park

Age: 33

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Status: Lives with her girlfriend

A native Virginia-Highlander, Kristen is into books, food -- a passion belied by her willowy figure -- and rescuing strays. We'd never have guessed that her back is covered with floral tattoos, or that she's a minute over 25. Also unexpected is that this very femme lesbian spends her days giving women Brazilians. Yes, we know what you're thinking, but, as Kristen says: "There is absolutely nothing sexy about the waxing process -- only the end result."

What's the lamest pickup line you've heard? You name it, I've heard it -- and mostly from men.

Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Saks -- I'm not that kind of gay.

What's your guiltiest pleasure? Häagen-Dazs -- no, wait, I lied, it's actually Ben & Jerry's.

What do you do best in the kitchen? Sit and wait for my dinner to land on the table.

What do like best about your job? I look for the most beautiful aspects of every person and make the most of them.

What's the strangest thing a customer ever said to you? "Do you mind if my husband watches while you wax me?"

What's the last concert you went to? Regina Spektor, but it was awful.

What's the first concert you went to? The Go-Gos when I was 10.

What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia? I was expelled from four high schools.

What's your porn name? Fluffy Amsterdam.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Rainbow flags.

What song always makes you get up and dance? "Bizarre Love Triangle," by New Order.

Name an old ad slogan that you wish would come back. "Does she or doesn't she?"

What's the best way to ask you out? Offer to do my home repairs.

What's one thing you would change about Atlanta? The racism.

What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? I want to explore the more spiritual aspects of my life and, hopefully, start a family.

Who's hotter: Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie? Oh, those are the two ... I'm going to have to say Angelina Jolie. Scarlett Johansson is just a child, and that would make me feel dirty.

What makes you lust after someone? Confidence, compassion -- and beautiful eyes.

Complete this sentence: I'll scream if I see another ________. I'm torn between strip mall and Republican.

If you were a candy bar, which one would you be? Imported Swiss dark chocolate.

Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl.

How do you like to spend a rainy day? In bed with a good book and my dogs -- and my baby.

What creature comfort could you not live without? My books.

What's the sexiest part of the female anatomy? Good eyes.

Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? "Project Runway."

What's your stupid human trick? This is weird, but my right big toe is double-jointed and I can pop it.

Who would you like to see host the Oscars? Ellen DeGeneres sounds stereotypical, but I think she's hilarious and positive.

What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Tailgating!

What's your favorite place to hear live music? Variety Playhouse.

What's sexier: Girl-next-door or exotic? Cowgirl boots or stilettos? Girl-next-door; cowgirl boots.

What's your favorite part of town for going out? Inman Park or Cabbagetown.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I have to say it's because they see something inside of me they're attracted to as a friend.

Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? The beach.

Where do you take out-of-town visitors? Piedmont Park or Little Five Points.

What's your karaoke specialty? I clap really loudly.

What's the first thing you do in the morning? Feed my pets.

If you could invent a fashion trend, what would it be? Well-tailored suits for women that aren't too manly or too feminine.

What do you wear to bed? Summertime, nothing, but now tank top and shorts.

What's your signature cocktail? Bombay Sapphire gin and tonic.

Where would you like to retire? Somewhere warm in Europe.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Honestly, Angelina Jolie, and not just because she's hot -- although she's damn hot -- but because she stands up for a lot of important things I support, like children's rights, gay rights and Katrina victims. I respect the woman.

What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Fanny packs.

Who would play you in the movie of your life? Wynona Ryder -- she's probably dated as many guitar players as I have.

What band would you be a roadie for? X -- they're my favorite band.

Beatles or Stones? Beatles.

Cash or Elvis? Cash.

Kittens or puppies? Rescue them all!

A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Stroll in the park.

Fine wine or cheap beer? Very good liquor.

Pizza or sushi? Pizza.

Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.


Lust List 2007

You picked 'em. We peeped 'em. Here they are: Atlanta's hardest-working hotties.


Jayda
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Clerk at American Apparel in L5P
J.P.
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Doorman at MJQ on Ponce
Sudarak
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Waitress at Spoon on Marietta Street
Bill
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Bartender at the Earl in East Atlanta
Nafis
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Vet's assistant at Briarcliff Animal Clinic
Kristen
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Aesthetician at Salon Red in Candler Park
Alexis
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Bartender at Dolce Enoteca in Atlantic Station
Zev
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Stylist at Dobel Salon and Spa in Buckhead
Joan
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Waitress at Neighbor's Pub in Va-Hi
Kenny
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Salesman at the Apple store in Lenox Square
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