There are the truly banal license plates, merely a collection of letters and numbers, those are certainly to be expected. Then there are the obvious good ole' boy surfers who create license plates like BOOYA! and DRUNK. But the totally unexpected license plate, done in several state motifs, that I found most bizarre was: BECKY EATS SPERMICIDAL JELLY ON TOAST. Now what is up with that?
Hairy market predictions:
At the Maria Bartiromo Market Hairdex
there are apparently many trends that can be determined from the condition of Maria's hair. Hilarious! "When Maria's hair gives you this "what, are you still holding equities?" look it is time you liquidated your position and checked in with your stylist. Is it the end of the world? No way! Not with this market, but you might consider battening the hatches and bracing for a serious market correction."
On being an Evil Overlord:
"I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present ... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
But even as a Evil Overlord, he shows that he is both compassionate and has a good fashion sense, as shown in reason No. 21: "I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset."
Star Trek fun:
Here's the creator's short take on what he does, "The idea of this page is to collect such innovations and share them with the rest of the Internet. If you have an image depicting some sort of situation, event or thing that one would never see in any Star Trek movie or series, send it in! Anything (well, almost anything ... see submission guidelines below) that simply confounds our notions of the Star Trek Universe will do." So, send in your suggestion today at
Viewers can also send in their thoughts on the match. After two weeks (typically), the match is closed out, and the final voting results and funniest viewer responses are added. The entire match is then moved to our extensive archives section and the new Grudge Match is posted." You must go to this website:
My favorite: Pooh vs. Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear.