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How much would you charge to murder a stranger?
I consider myself an assassin. I should've been a ninja in another life. We can work on prices, it depends on the person. If they did something bad, they can get a cheaper price.
Name a well-regarded band you don't like.
How much time you got, brother? Foster the People? I can't support that thing.
With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare?
This is a trick question. You're trying to get my girlfriend mad at me. How about any kind of celeb? Keira Knightley. She seems fun. I like a little feistiness.
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Vince Wynn: I'm the Best.
What did your parents want you to do with your life?
My mom was really supportive either way. She knew at a young age when I started getting tattoos and piercings that me and my brother were on the different side of spectrum. She just wanted me to be happy and successful. I feel like my dad wanted me to be like pretty normal, football-playing, I-got-a-business-degree type of deal. I played sports and rollerbladed my whole life. It's kind of weird.
Have you ever stalked someone on Facebook?
I feel like every guy is a little bit of a stalker. Maybe you have a few people you lurk on the regular. You're not "liking" pictures, but it's in your daily route. Never overtly stalk so they need to file a restraining order. Nothing like that.
What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
Seth Rogan. We'd just tell weird dick jokes. I don't know. We'd talk about random stuff. Smoking pot and stuff.
What's your preferred footwear?
I wear Ralph Lauren Cookie Boots, like, on the daily. It's a reissue from the early '90s. It's like a boat shoe and hiking boot together. I should probably stop wearing them, 'cause they're gonna die.
What's the most romantic place in Atlanta?
I don't know if I'd consider it super romantic, but I love it as far as setting a mood. If you go to the top of the hill in Freedom Park overlooking Moreland. It's really nice. You can see the city. I enjoy it.
What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia?
I feel like most people think I'm into cool stuff. But I probably spend two or three hours watching anime every day. It's pretty nerdy. It's horrible.
At what bar/restaurant would you like to have an open tab?
My local stomping grounds would definitely be 97 Estoria. I'd love to go there and have someone carry me out every day. Just kidding — I don't get drunk like that.
What personal attribute in others are you a sucker for?
I love anyone that doesn't mind being embarrassed. I don't really get weirded out by many situations. If anyone can just have a fun time, regardless of the situation and wherever we go, let's just have fun.
Where would you go on a sweepstakes vacation?
Describe your relationship to exercise.
I've actually been getting in the gym lately. The burgers this year have definitely taken a toll. It was a lot easier when I was eating rabbit food every day. I work out three times a week. I run a mile-and-a-half. I'll do some rowing. I'm a sucker for ABRX, like the P90x videos. I'll just hate my life the next day after.
Not counting rent or bills, where does most of your disposable income go?
Food and clothing. Easy. I'm such a glutton. It's horrible. I go out to eat two or three times a day. 'Cause I don't cook ever. My girlfriend ain't cooking.
What's your life's ambition/grandest dream?
I'd like to have something of my own ideally. I actually have no problem working underneath people. Ideally, I'd like to have something of my own — my own business. I'd love to just have vaca money, go somewhere nice with my family.
If you had to spend a million dollars in one afternoon, what would you do?
I would immediately go buy a car first, just do ridiculous stuff, drive super fast anywhere, and get tickets. Then "Google" the most expensive meal in Atlanta. I would go up to people and make them do random things just because I want to. Slap someone with a $1,000 and accept it. What are they gonna do, not accept $1,000?
Have you ever stolen a friend's girlfriend?
Not stolen. But, I'm kind of a habitual line-stepper. I have not stolen someone's girlfriend. Actually, I'm lying ... never mind.
What's your own character flaw you'd most like to fix?
I'm very, very stubborn. I always think I'm right. I want to say, most of the times I am. I love to call people out. It's bad.