I stopped by Alon's (1394 N. Highland Ave., 404-872-6000) today to buy my favorite antidepressants, the chocolate-chocolate-chunk cookies, and noted this message on the blackboard behind the pastry counter.
An apple used to be adequate to bribe teachers. Now they require a whole apple pie or a basket full of zillion dollar cookies? No wonder America's children are growing obese. They think pastry is the medium by which success is purchased.
This is a scandal!
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