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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Thai fire crackers

In a dramatic declaration of finality and reassurance, the Thailand Federal Drug Administration

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The blaze was intended to comfort the people of Thailand; a proclamation that the days of toxic cheese crackers have ceased and deadly dairy is no more.

I hope the U.S. is taking notes, I mean, incineration is a pretty effective termination tactic. Burning massive heaps of poisonous food items really communicates "Good riddance scary chemicals and diseases!" in a way that irradiation and ambiguous messages from the FDA simply do not.

The next time there's E. Coli in our spinach, I expect fireworks in the fields. Salmonella in our peanut butter? Toast those nuts.

Burn baby, burn.

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