In a dramatic declaration of finality and reassurance, the Thailand Federal Drug Administration
The blaze was intended to comfort the people of Thailand; a proclamation that the days of toxic cheese crackers have ceased and deadly dairy is no more.
I hope the U.S. is taking notes, I mean, incineration is a pretty effective termination tactic. Burning massive heaps of poisonous food items really communicates "Good riddance scary chemicals and diseases!" in a way that irradiation and ambiguous messages from the FDA simply do not.
The next time there's E. Coli in our spinach, I expect fireworks in the fields. Salmonella in our peanut butter? Toast those nuts.
Burn baby, burn.
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