Omnivore - Deal of the day
Huge reduction on liposuction
Are you a foodie with fat thighs? Perhaps all that rich food has caused you to have “lower bra rolls” — or “upper bra rolls.” Maybe your chin’s gone chubby and the cellulite in your arms flaps in the breeze whenever you raise your fork.
Here’s a deal for you. Groupon is offering liposuction at 67-percent reductions in cost. Yes, for just $999 you can shrink a “small area” (isn’t that oxymoronic?). That’s a $2001 saving. For $1499 you can drain a “large area” like your love handles.
The deal is offered by Atlanta Medical Spas. It involves a procedure called “tumescent liposuction,” in which the patient remains conscious. Apparently, this allows you to twist and turn to help target the fat deposits.
I’m gonna stick to half-hearted dieting. But let us know how it works for you.