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Monday, December 19, 2011

Pandemonium Pizzeria

Posted by Cliff Bostock on Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 9:30 AM

Frank rips into the last slice
  • Frank rips into the last slice
My Friday-night dinner pals and I went to Antico Pizza this week. We tried once before but found the line so long that we left. I thought, with Georgia Tech being on holiday break, we might have better luck this week. Well, sort of.

It didn't take much time to order our three pies. In fact, it didn't take much time to receive them, thanks to Antico's three 900-degree ovens. But, holy crap, finding a place to sit was a nightmare. It was not too different from the Varsity on a game day.

We ordered the Margherita, the Diavola and the San Gennaro, all gooey and delicious. We ate more than half the pizza standing up. The pans were set on stacks of kitchen supplies. Halfway through, we were able to race to claim some table space.

I suppose this scene could be easily romanticized — hundreds of people at community tables, all bonded by devouring the city's best pizza, awful music blaring, the team of pizzaiolos rushing around, people talking about the char, the char, the char.

I still like the place a lot. Just, please, don't ever shout "Fire!" in there.

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Love the pizza, but I am blessed to live close-by. My latent claustrophobia kicks-in whenever I enter the place, so I am thrilled to have take-out as an option!

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Posted by SDR on 12/19/2011 at 10:47 AM

nothing like burnt pizza...yummy.

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Posted by yep on 12/19/2011 at 10:55 AM

The night we went, we were 8 adults and a 3 week old baby (in carrier, unconscious). The Antico people had allowed somebody to reserve the three tables closest to the ovens! These sat empty most of the time we were there. Another table was occupied by 3 adults and 4 children. They had all finished their pizza but the 3 adults were working their way slowly through a 1.5 liter bottle of Gallo. We never did get to sit down, except somebody squeezed a spot at their table for the new mother to sit. The pizza was delicious, but the seating situation put a damper. I'll never go there again with more than 4 people.

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Posted by themartyparty on 12/19/2011 at 5:10 PM

good- stop bringing unconscious babies to restaurants with limited seating.

It is a problem at antico, but I relish the warmer months where we can eat out in the parking lot.

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Posted by zedsmith on 12/19/2011 at 5:19 PM

hahaha zedsmith. I knew I'd get a baby hater. There's a big difference between a 10-month old screaming banshee tipping everything over (please keep that shit at chuck e's!) and a tiny baby in a carrier. All you need for that is a tiny bit of over- or under-table space, which was nonexistent. IttyBabies can usually be relied upon to stay unconscious or happily boob-attached for several weeks. Question: can you take your adult beverages into the parking lot? That would be a big help. Even for balmy winter nights that may crop up.

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Posted by themartyparty on 12/19/2011 at 6:23 PM

Love the place but sure wouldn't ever bring more than four here. Like anywhere that doesn't take reservations, you probably don't want to go at peak time if you don't like crowds... Still, the place is plenty worth it even with the chaos of seating.

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Posted by foodie2 on 12/19/2011 at 9:53 PM

Parking lot adult beverages should be fine since it's still property of the business selling you booze.

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Posted by smitty on 12/20/2011 at 10:23 AM

I love the pizza at Antico, but likewise hate the seating arrangements. It is much like Farmburger. Why should I go pay $20 for a burger, fries, and beer and end up holding it while standing for 20 minutes waiting for a table? I bet that Farmburger would be really awesome if I got to eat it while it was still warm.

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Posted by FuziOh on 12/20/2011 at 11:31 AM

I've been to Antico once after hearing so much about it. But I was so overwhelmed by the noise and crowd that I don't even remember what the pizza tasted like honestly. To me, the ambiance -- including the luxury of getting to sit down -- ranks up there with the quality of the food. I'll make sure I'm in my zen mode before trying to go back.

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Posted by GHill on 12/21/2011 at 9:20 AM

If I go back to Antico, it'll be for takeout only. The crowds and lack of seating have made dining there a miserable experience.

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Posted by chrisF on 12/22/2011 at 9:38 AM

"I suppose this scene could be easily romanticized "

No it can't.

That place is horrific. It's like a labor camp. I walked in and straight back out again. No pizza is worth that crap. I can only conclude they hate their customers. That's fine. Grant Central likes me.

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Posted by pjcamp on 12/30/2011 at 7:50 PM
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