This one's for you Bev:
After the challenge, the gang enjoys cocktails and the Driskell's bar courtesy Tom and show tunes courtesy Ms. Patti LaBelle. (Isn't PeeWee Herman supposed to guest sometime this season?)
The Challenge™: Cook a dish that honors whomever inspired you to cook so that Tom, Padma and Emeril can piss on sentimentality.
Heather decides to cook beef stroganoff for friggin' Patti LaBelle, so her fate seems pretty much sealed. Might as well just open up a can of Chef Boyardee and dump it out cold on the plate, but fancily, like when servers dribble the sauce on your plate at the table. It is Patti LaBelle after all. Suspicions are confirmed during the meal when Emeril says to Patti: "I don't even know what kind of meat this is." Patti responds with the most awesome response EVER: "It's Bigfoot." HAHAHAHAHA! Godzilla just served Patti LaBelle Bigfoot meat on "Top Chef." THERE IS NO SPOON PEOPLE.
At judging, Sarah wins for some yum-looking sausage-stuffed cabbage in brown butter. Malibu Chris, Grayson and Heather are in the bottom three, and Patti, who's gonna say it to your face, tells Heather: "I thought I had Bigfoot on the plate. Both meats were so grisly, I couldn't cut it."
Heather tries to explain why she didn't use the pressurizer to make the meat more tender and Tom replies, "Beverly used the pressure cooker and she's not here." It was like that part in Mortal Combat where you do the final uppercut and your opponent's head flies off, destroying them.
So Heather gets sent home. Cut to Bev, who did some karmic foreshadiwing at the beginning of the episode: "Heather reaped her own karma. Nobody else told her what to do and she's going home for what she did. I'm sorry to say, but there is a personal satisfaction with that."
Padma actually calls Heather "the queen of mean" in the LCK promo. So Heather goes to face-off with Nyesha for a three-way challenge featuring frying, injecting and foaming. The online short starts off with a greatest hits montage of Heather v. Bev. "I want to wipe that smile off her face," says Nyesha. She succeeds with a churro-inspired dessert.
SCORE: Everyone's still in because you all hate Heather and no one picked her.
FuziOH: Paul, Edward, and Grayson
JMF: Lindsay, Paul and Chris J
totm: Edward, Grayson, and Chris J
themamrtyparty: Lindsay Paul, Ty-lor
NomNomNom: Chris C., Edward and Sarah
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