Hey guys, remember this from last night?
That's right, I'm talking bout all the "modernist" butts decorating Chris. C.'s bedroom. During the Quickfire challenge guest starring Nathan Myhrvold and his book Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking all the contestants talk about how mod-AIR-n they are in life (or not, Grayson). Chris C. points out how modernly his apartment is decorated, specifically referring to the nude paintings that he, and I quote, "likes to do."
Cut to Chris C.'s, aka Malibu's, audition tape wherein we glimpse said modernist paintings and listen as CC describes his artistic motivations, namely that he paints tits and butts so people won't think he's gay. HEY PEOPLE, IT'S HARD BEING THIS GOOD LOOKING. So hard, he's gotta paint butts.
Chris is a real douche bag it turns out, and it makes for the best kind of uncomfortable TV watching, which is too bad considering...
He got cut last night. And then lost again in the LCK to Nyesha. I bet Grayson's sad. I think she probably wanted to touch butts with him. But Grayson, someone who's SO HOT PEOPLE THINK HE'S GAY ain't gonna butt bump this:
Chris J. was geeking out so hard about Myhrvold he practically splooged all over the modernist BBQ champion, and Bev actually did, her mechanism prematurely foaming all over Padma's skirt and Nathan's leg coverers (it's what they call pants in the future). Sarah almost died from heat exhaustion and that pissed Ed off so much he had to bang around the hotel pans and ruin his brisket. In the end, the judges hated most of the barbecue, except the blue team's, which won.
Next week: Restaurant Wars! Boys v. Girls!
Question: Did Pee-wee Herman already guest star? Did that cameo escape me somehow?
OUT: Sorry NomNomNom, maybe Chris C. will send you a butt painting as consolation.
FuziOH: Paul, Edward, and Grayson
JMF: Lindsay, Paul and Chris J
totm: Edward, Grayson, and Chris J
themamrtyparty: Lindsay, Paul, Ty-lor
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