Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Food media An excerpt from 'Paula Deen's Health Food Cook Book'
Posted by Curt Holman @Curt_Holman on Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Comedian Megan Amram, who maintains possibly the funniest Twitter feed in all the Twitterverse, has revealed some excerpts from Paula Deen's new book of healthy recipes, in the wake of Deen's announcement that she suffers from Type II Diabetes. For instance:
SCRAMBLED EGG WHITESINGREDIENTS:
1 dozen (12) Cadbury eggs
2 lbs. Frito crumbs
1 package extra-fat pork lard
1 pilaf Paula’s brown rice
DIRECTIONS:
Break the Cadbury eggs and harvest the crème-filled white centers. Dip them in the Frito crumbs. Put the lard (make SURE to get the extra-fat kind or it will be BLAND) in a frying pan on high heat, and fry the crème centers until golden-brown. Serve on a bed of Paula’s brown rice.
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