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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

How (not) to pick up a foodie

Posted by Stephanie Dazey on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 12:32 PM


In their weekly Foodie Underground column, EcoSalon.com published a list of 50 pick-up lines to help you snag that hot foodie you've had your eye on all year. Here are some of the best (and worst) food-related one-liners known to man. Check out the full list here, or come up with your own, Casanova, and leave them in the comments.


This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together?

If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.

I’d turn vegan for you.

I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

Have you ever tried bone luging?

How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?

You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?

Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.

Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.

When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

You know, I cook best in the morning.

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