I think most of us can agree that the main problem with pants has always been that they don't come equipped with a table built into the crotch and inner thigh area. Don't worry human race, it's 2012 and now we have Picnic Pants. Be enslaved by your dinner table no longer.
When passive-aggressive refrigerator notes to your roommate or co-workers fail, you might need to start exploring your anti-food theft options. Lucky for you someone came up with Anti-Theft Lunch Bags: zip-lock sandwich bags with green moldy splotches printed on both sides to deter those menacing sandwich thieves.