Friday, June 29, 2012

What does your drink say about you?

Posted By on Fri, Jun 29, 2012 at 9:00 AM

According to Chelsea Fagan's essay 'What Your Drink Says About You,' "going out is nothing if not a series of statements you inadvertently make about yourself through your actions."

Who are you? may be a question best left for a future existential or mid-life crisis, but these are funny and entertaining today. Here are a few small snippets of Fagan's observations - they do not, however do the full essay justice:

Drink of choice: Vodka Red Bulls

Well, I mean, if these are your drink of choice, you're just an enormous bro.

Drink of choice: White Wine

Umm, you're a WASPy 45-year-old blonde woman wearing pearls, or you're aspiring to be one someday.

Drink of choice: Champagne

No matter in what form you're drinking your bubbles - bought in a magnum for your table at the club, or sipped while glaring at others as you languish by the bar - admit it, you're kind of bougie.

Drink of choice: Jagerbombs

That sh-t is gross beyond imagination, and you should feel bad about yourself.

Drink of choice: Candy-Colored Martini

Okay, I hate to play the gender game here, but let's be real - you're probably a girl...

Drink of choice: Microbrew

Getting drunk as quickly as possible is not (at least not yet) your priority - you've got savoring to do...

Drink of choice: Bloody Mary

You're drinking at 10 AM and it is everything you imagined it could be.

Drink of choice: Big-Name Domestic Beer

You're here to Git-R-Done...

Drink of choice: Old Fashioned

Someone clearly needs to put down the Mad Men for five minutes. Don't be that guy.

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