Omnivore - Twin Peaked at Buckhead’s new ‘breastaurant’
LOTS of cleavage and fried food at the newly opened Twin Peaks Buckhead
- Ed Adams
- If Paul Bunyan, Betty Crocker, and Hugh Hefner all got together and decided to open a restaurant ...
Booooooooooobs! OK, now that that’s out of the way, let’s have a serious discussion about the hand-crafted pub fare CL’s Online Producer Ed Adams and I sampled at the Twin Peaks Buckhead media preview.
OK, maybe not so much. We liked the food, don’t get me wrong. But our favorite part about Twin Peaks was definitely the “scenic view.” One plaid-clad babe named Alicia (pronounced uh-LEE-SEE-yah, NOT uh-lee-SHA) told us that Twin Peaks girls really make a difference. Temporarily blinded by the whiteness of her perfect teeth, and thoroughly intimidated by her perfectly bronzed abs, I ate another fried pickle dipped in ranch and asked her what sets Twin Peaks girls apart from the rest of ‘em. “What sets us apart,” Alicia tells me, “is that we, like, really care if you have a good time. Twin Peaks girls are fun, outgoing, and obviously sexy. And we won’t hesitate to mess with you a little.” For example, “If a guy orders a girly drink, I’ll say something like, ‘Do you want a little girl straw to go with your girl drink?’ Stuff like that.”
- Stephanie Dazey
- Twin Peaks action shot
What can I say? Girls just want to have fun, and make fun of you in the process. But just a little bit, though. I imagine it would be pretty hard to feel emasculated in this part-sports-bar-part-taxidermy-museum of a dude cave. But if you’re really in need of an ego boost, you can always try ordering a draft beer at Twin Peaks. When opting for one of the house beers, you must first contemplate an age-old dilemma: a “Knotty Brunette” or a “Dirty Blonde”? And before you can start sucking down your Brunette (with malty notes of nuts and caramel), you have to make a critical choice that will certainly call your manhood into question: “girl-size” or “man-size”? A sissy girl size beer comes in a 10-ounce mug, but a big, strong man beer is 22 ounces. Twin Peaks advertises that they keep its beer at 29 degrees, and when paired with a frozen mug, you get a thin layer of beer slush at the top.
Boob slideshow after the jump for your viewing pleasure