Omnivore - WATCH: Epic Meal Time’s epic ‘Thanksgiving Care Package’ puts turducken to shame
Five birds stuffed inside a suckling pig. Plus bacon. And sausage.
Why bother with plain ol’ turducken when Epic Meal Time’s Turbaconepic is an option? Behold, Chef Zadi of the Spanish Fly Gastropub in Los Angeles stuffs five birds inside a suckling pig. Plus bacon. And sausage. (A cool 70,750 calories.) Later, the crew assembles a 203,994-calorie fast-food lasagna (a casserole of burgers, cheese, sauce, and onion rings) to serve along with the Turbaconepic (monstrosity) at Someone Cares Soup Kitchen. Why? Obviously because it’s EPIC, bruh. Nutrient-dense food is for suckas.