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Friday, January 4, 2013

Eat, drink and live longer

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  • Courtesy of howtomakegreatwine.com
I have the best news ever! If you get chubby, you're gonna live longer than your preening six-pack friends. Well, sort of...maybe...kind of. This is according to an article in The New York Times that qualifies the claim so laboriously that it's mind-numbing. (Was this study sponsored by the makers of Cheetos?)

This reminds me of the still-honored claim of years ago that two glasses of wine daily improves health. Indeed, alcohol does far more good than harm! Okay, well maybe not, according to some spoil-sports.

Just don't have that extra glass that pushes you into soggy addiction or that extra Snickers bar daily that pushes you into outright obesity. As if.

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