Remember Sissy Hankshaw in Tom Robbins' novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues? In one scene (as I recall) she fantasizes about a machine that will let her eat continually without suffering any consequences.
Well, that machine is almost here! It's called the AspireAssist. Eat your gluttonous fill, hook up the portable machine to the port in your abdomen, and suck out 30 percent of your tummy's contents.
The device, nicknamed the "Bulimia Machine" by skeptics, is already available in Europe, but is undergoing trials here.
Big Als = Grocery store beef on a grocery store bun.
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Your mom loves them, so there's that.
Yeah Big Al judging by your online reviews, your Buttermade burgers SUCK.
I won fair and square. Don't be jealous, my burger is simply THE BEST.